emily eats bananas

i. hate. kidz bop.

UGH!

i hate it!

they have those stupid macy's commercials with the kidz bop songs.

i want to kill the tv when they come on.

GAG.

annnnnywayssssss....

my mom's birthday party was last night!

people remotely close to my age that came:

Melody Waldrop

Khelsea Ziesmer

Marie Page

Zack Snelgrove

China Idon'tknowwhatherlastnamewas.

it was fun.

i scraped the skin off the side of my big toe.

that was not fun.

my dad got mom a migon faget necklace.

it is soooooooooooo pretty!

and expensive.

anyways, i gotta go!

stay away from grumpy papayas!

emily(:

OHEMGEE.
Haha(:
Well, I've... not posted for a while.
Decided to maybe get back into it.
Emphasis on MAYBE.
Here's an update on the world of emily.
1: School started. Yay? Ish.
2: My mom just turned OLD! Her birthday party is tomorrow(:
3: Uh..... Yea.
I'm tired and burning up right now.
So, that's all.
love ya to japan and back! (let's not board a spaceship just yet.)
emily(:

I'm Ba-aaa-ck!

yea,

i was gone for a while.

sorry.

i didn't get around to posting.

so, in the time between my posts, I went to minnesota.

it was fun.

met k of kemm at the MOA, which was uber-fantabulous.

and now i'm back.

in tropflug.

as of, like, 3 hours ago, i suppose.

and tomorrow i plan on going back to having an actual life.

other than hanging out with my overly-flatulent grandmother.

who just turned ninety, i might add!

yay grandma!

we threw her a party.

that's why i was in minnesota.

anyways, back to my life.

tomorrow i'm (probably) going to meet the afformentioned k of kemm to see eclipse.

and laugh.

loudly.

and extremely rudely.

so, yay.

and mellers, my favorite non-member of kemm, may or may not come.

i need to go to her house.

she has all the PLL episodes on her DVR.

and i need to watch them.

BADLY.

so, yea.

byes!

love you to jupiter and back!

emily

AZIRDIONA.

don't ask.

seriously.

anyways, i'm in arizona right now, waiting to eat breakfast.

i'm hungry.

last night i saw some old light.

26 thousand year old light.

from the globular star group M5.

it was really cool.

i also discovered that my dad is not a saggitarius.

he's the thirteenth star sign. it had some really wierd name i don't remember.

but he's now a 'serpent bearer' instead of a whatever he was before.

bye!

emily

What do you think of people who leave their Bluetooth headset on even when they're not on the phone? Are you one of those people?

OHMYGOSH! that's extremely annoying.
i think people just do it to make people think they're big, important businesspeople.
but in fact, they are not.
definitely not.

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What's your opinion about people clapping when an airplane lands? Do you do it?

that sounds like it would be kind of frightening, for some reason.
i mean, you're implying that it's a miracle you even made it back to the ground without dying.
i don't want to feel like i have to depend on miracles for that kind of stuff.

love ya to the moon and back iwhtout clapping at the landing,
emily

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Do you want an iPhone 4? If yes, what new features are you most excited about (video chat, longer battery life, better screen…)?

of course i want an iphone four!
duh.
that's like asking a starving, dying man in the desert if he would like Emeril Laggasse to cook him a meal and present him with a tall glass of Figi water.
it's OBVIOUS!

byes!
love ya to pluto and back,
emily

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abandoned? yes. no. maybe.

i'm so alone!

before, i was practically begging people NOT to come over.

now i am desperate and have nothing to do with my life but pet my slightly smelly dog and watch reruns on tv.

i need a life.

well, scratch that.

i have a life, i just need someone other than my mother involved in it!

yep, that's what i meant.

anyways, i bought a piano today.

that was the highlight.

i bathed some dogs yesterday.

that was the highlight.

i have an interesting life.

yea, really.

anyways, i have to go.

why?

no reason, i just have nothing else to say.

bye, my dear.

love you to pluto and back,

emily

Are 3-D movies worth the higher ticket price and why or why not?

no.
absotiveley not.
and that's not even a word, that's how serious i am about disliking 3d movies.
i mean, the glasses are uncomfortable, any action scene makes me nauseous, and they cost more?
no.
i simply do not like them.

love ya to pluto and back,
emily

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wow! i don't know what to say!!
then why do i bother posting, you ask?
i don't know.
all i know is that this kid has waaaaaaaay too much caffeine in her system.
also, i got a golf cart!
yays!

baby bye bye,
love ya to the end of the universe and back,
emily